i was there.

if im anything at all, it is unreasonable.
if i do anything at all, it is ridiculous.

keep that in mind when i tell you about the plan.

dorian and i are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary this year.
whats more romantic for a young, childless couple with matching green day tattoos to do than follow their favorite band for 5 shows across the south west?
should we go to a fancy restaurant? no. dorian only likes to eat burritos. we can stop at taco bells along the way.
should he buy me expensive jewlery? no way. i wear jewlery made of plastic and duct tape because i like it that way.
should we have a party with coctails and horsdevours with our closest family and friends? no. just... no.

so instead we will go to see green day in san diego on a sunday.
we will see them in albequirky on a tuesday.
we will see them in arizona on a wednesday.
we will see them in las vegas on a thursday.
we will see them in los angeles on a sunday.

and thusly we will celebrate our love.

k.

if you live with me ill die for you
and this comprimise.